It’s 9:30PM on a Friday night. I’m late to the movie because I was rushing from the homecoming fireworks and laser show at Schoelkopf Field, which I enjoyed very much, to watch a horror movie, which I very much do not enjoy. After watching the movie, Housebound, I can thankfully say that it was not that scary, and I slept okay that night (thank you very much for asking). I was relieved to find that it was a horror-comedy and not just a horror film and that even though it built tension at times in a thematically horror-esque way, it was not that scary. I didn’t even jump or close my eyes once! For any hardcore horror fans out there, this may not be the movie for you. However, I can now say that I have watched a scary movie and wasn’t even scared, and I even laughed at some points. For those of you like me, this is a good movie to watch so that you don’t have to lie about having seen a horror movie anymore.