There were good moments. There were bad moments. There were moments were I thought my eyes were bleeding. And then there were really strange moments, like when the MC asked young kids to come up to the stage and do their sexiest meow.
It was uncomfortable to say the least.
But even that was nothing compared the never-ending compilation of cat videos. It seemed never ending. It seemed it eternal. It was a meowntain I could not climb.
There were 100 videos. Let’s sit here and do the math together.
Let’s say the average cat video is about a minute and half long with a standard deviation of 1 minute (taken from a random sample that I made up), and there were 100 videos, if my cat-ulations are correct, then I watched roughly TOO MANY CAT VIDEOS (or, two and a half hours).
I should get some sort of life achievement for this: “Pur-fect Score: Watch 100 Cat Videos”
It wasn’t all bad though. There were some good ones in there. Overall, the event had me feline fine.
(im sorry)
You should be sorry. Your whole commentary was a Cat-astrophy! But, I have to say, purr-sonally, it made me laugh! I just hope you don’t end up going to the dogs!!
Honestly, I was not planning on commenting on this video until that final pun. It is really funny. Though, I do think that the existence of such a compilation has something to teach us about the human mind–no matter how brillant society and people have and will become, we all just still like cute and odd things.