Sorry, I couldn’t help myself with this Twitter feed (source https://www.drovers.com/node/4235):
you pull out your calving book to argue with your wife’s doctor about her due date
— JLazyS Chyenne (@JLazySAngus) October 18, 2017
part of your hairstyle involves alfalfa glitter sprinkles every morning
— stephanie stray cow (@surfingkelpie) October 18, 2017
you have no problems cleaning up afterbirth but cringe at having to touch ground beef/pork to make meatballs
— Maaike (@BirnamPork) October 18, 2017
every financial decision you make is equated to how many cows you’ll have to run to pay for it
— JLazyS Chyenne (@JLazySAngus) October 18, 2017
you go on a date and the passenger doesn’t get the gate, they don’t get a second date
— JLazyS Chyenne (@JLazySAngus) October 18, 2017