Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see here below is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. This is the city: Ithaca, New York. I work here. I’m a cop. My name is Sgt. Joe Friday.

It was 12:45pm on a Thursday afternoon. My partner and I were working the day shift out of the 5 day division. We were thinking we should grab a bite to eat as lunch time was fading fast. We had heard from our sources that there had been some vegetarian activity over at a joint called Risley Dining. We drove our cruiser over to check out what we had heard.

We were checked in by a guy named Sharky. I questioned him and told him all we need to know are the facts, sir. Everything seemed like it was on the up an up but we decided to stick around and see things first hand. We headed in to where we had heard vegetarian food had been seen before. Sure enough there was some vegetarian foods right there where anyone could get it. I saw penne with marinara sauce; the notorious greens and beans, there was golden Yukon potatoes being whipped, and some green peas. I decided that I needed to take some of what I saw into evidence.

At the end of the line there was a guy; he leaned over and said how about a custom stir fry. I rounded up some vegetables and chose a Curry sauce. He stir fried them and slid them atop some brown rice I had selected. I got it back to the table and took a mug shot which is posted below.

To wrap it all up with a nice neat bow. The tip we got was good. I am going to have to stop back by again from time to time to make sure the place is on the level.