Well, it’s 3 months into the semester and I finally did it folks, I finally made some friends. I walked into the Cornell Herpetological Society event and finally met the exact group I was looking for. I hung out with a bunch of snakes. Snakes are soft and friendly and give hugs that they only mostly intend to murder you with. I hope they come to hang out again soon. For some reason none of them are on snapchat so it’s hard to keep up with what they’re doing, you know? I hope all the snakes aren’t hanging out without me.