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Chris Payne’s Oral History of Emo’s Mainstream finds itself in the company of my various Fall Out Boy records.

Where Are Your Boys Tonight: An Oral History of Emo’s Mainstream Explosion 1999-2008 by Chris Payne

Having never spent a summer at the Vans Warped Tour or spent time ironing my hair to be a MySpace queen, I still find myself entranced by the eruption of emo subculture during the early 2000s. It seems like I’m not the only one stuck in time.  Festivals like When We Were Young and My Chemical Romance’s reunion tour selling out arenas worldwide. The third wave of Emo is still profitable and on your mind. 

Not many genres are defined through waves, but emo was born from the tides of the DC hardcore scene in the 1980s with bands like Rites of Spring. Full of punk rock influences and confessional lyrics, the ripples of emo began to be felt in the Midwest during the 90s with quintessential acts like American Football and Cap’n Jazz. Nowadays, it’s full of twinkly math rock riffs and maybe too many lines about weed. But for a select few years in the 2000s, emo was in the limelight.

It was about time a book like “Where Are Your Boys Tonight” was published. We are already like three more waves of emo in by now. Chris Payne became the writer to pick up the gauntlet. 

Payne is a music journalist from Brooklyn that has written for major publications like Stereogum and Alternative Press and currently hosts an indie music podcast. For Payne’s first book, it amassed quite a bit of attention on social media before its release, from both people excited to relive their Hot Topic glory days and those like me who were still learning their multiplication tables. 

One might be inclined to compare this firsthand account to Lizzy Goodman’s Meet Me in the Bathroom, which is similarly a very direct Q&A oral history style observation of a time period in music. There was an undeniable overlap in these scenes during the 2000s, I’m even typing this listening to Kimya Dawson’s The Moldy Peaches, one of the bands featured in Meet Me in the Bathroom. “Where Are Your Boys Tonight?” doesn’t shy away from this comparison and even modeled the back cover exactly after its predecessor. One more companion piece of literature braiding together the oral history of a scene long gone. 

Payne’s cast of characters is broad—almost to the edge of failure—and includes guitarists, journalists, and promoters. From Hanif Abdurraqib to Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy, it seems Payne touched every part of the scene, at least in New Jersey and New York. With over 150 characters throughout, the picture he paints can become clouded by incessant flipping back to recall who’s who. 

This book caters mostly to those whose arms sported dozens of rubber wristbands and eyes rubbed thoroughly with eyeliner. At the very least, it’s definitely helpful to be familiar with the bands and names of artists involved as be conversant with information about general pop culture from back then. Don’t expect Payne to hold your hand through your first foray into these bands or even your second. 

The book seeks to answer how and why third wave emo became mainstream during the mid-2000s, how the bands erupted from smaller local scenes and how the popularity of the genre eventually went back to being the favorite of only a few guys at a basement show. He succeeds in engaging with the reader thanks to his breadth and depth of interviews and its chronological order works to his advantage. Even as someone well versed in the history of these artists, most of the stories featured are brand new to me and provide much needed context for the growth of the scene. 

We are finally far enough away from studded belts and striped arm warmers confront the third wave demons, mostly comprised of sexual predators and sexist pigs. Payne does some part in pointing them out where he can, paying most of his attention to Brand New’s Jesse Lacey. But how long must we wait for a book to be written about emo’s current missteps? It seems for now, the scene has become faster at recognizing its moldy spots and cuts them out at a faster pace such as with McCafferty and JANK.

Emo has continued to grow as a space for queer people, women, and people of color. Female fronted acts, which were mostly missing from Payne’s retelling, like Pool Kids, Home is Where, and Sincere Engineer fill the scene with salient lyrics and revitalizing energy. Emo has also become broader in its influences, with newer bands like Glass Beach drawing in synths and Broadway-esque qualities. My hopes are that if someone in the future like Payne chooses to write about the current state of emo, I’ll feel like the story has included people beyond some guy with high top converse. 

Carlos Gardel: Another Day the Music Died

130 years after his birth, the King of Tango’s voice gets better every time you listen.

Carlos Gardel looks up at his avian counterpart with his signature fedora.

It was in a horse-drawn carriage that Carlos Gardel was laid to rest in Buenos Aires, Argentina in February, 1936. His coffin was more well-traveled than many people alive, journeying from Medellin, Colombia to New York City then to his final resting place in Buenos Aires. He was not just any bird, but a Zorzal, a true song thrush. 

Gardel was born almost 130 years ago on December 11th, 1890. His birthplace was hotly contested but the most agreed upon was Toulouse, France to Berthe Gardès. His stay in France was short lived as he would sail on the SS Don Pedro to Argentina with his mother in 1893. 

Prior to the 1920s, Tango had been associated with brothels and generally carried a different connotation than it does now. Like many other styles of music, Tango was first developed by the Black community in Buenos Aires and was inspired by African Candombe, Cuban Habanera, and Milonga. It was most popular among the immigrant and working class suburbs in the city, where people would sing and dance in local bars and brothels. High society Argentineans frowned upon this style of dancing, and it was banned in many areas until the Peron government took over in the 1930s. 

Before his forays into tango, Gardel would sing anywhere he could, from opera houses to the Mercado de Abasto, where he earned one of his many nicknames. He became well known in his circles and would sing in bars and for private groups. At one of these stops, he met Pascual Contursi, one of his first songwriting collaborators.

His first hit was the 1917 single “Mi Noche Triste” featuring a stereotypical tango tale full of pining and romance with lyrics written by Contursi. His baritone hued stories and twist to the traditional tango contributed to his fame. Tango was now poetry. 

“El Morocho del Abasto” quickly rose to fame in the tango scene, reaching audiences outside of the “low class” areas of Buenos Aires as far as the United States and Europe. He became the inspiration of the Golden Age of tango that followed his death and a symbol for immigrant success. 

Gardel, along with his peers, began to experiment with different instruments and vocal techniques. This evolution in tango served to increase their appeal to a broader audience, including Bing Crosby and Charles Chaplin. Prior to this era of tango, lyrics were not commonly attached to the music. But he translated the sensual dance to melancholic stories of love and loss. He would go on to collaborate with many classical guitarists, songwriters, and dancers. 

He and tango became a sex symbol worldwide. His patinated tone and roaring 20s allure made him an object of affection. Groupies from New York City to Paris would crowd the room whenever he would perform. Naturally, he would join the growing world of movies as both an actor and a composer.

His fame and presence in film has even been compared to the likes of Humphrey Bogart by the New York Times. He starred in over twenty films, including some of the first talkies shown in Argentina, with many produced by Paramount Pictures. 

His influence in film continued posthumously in Scent of a Woman, featuring Al Pacino and Gabrielle Anwar. The most famous scene features Gardel’s song “Por Una Cabeza” in a dance between the two main characters. The song was inspired by his friendship with famous jockey, Irineo Leguisamo. Gardel has also continued to appear as a character in films, novels, and plays. 

Like many artists gone at the height of their fame, Buddy Holly and Stevie Ray Vaughn, Carlos Gardel died in an aerial catastrophe at just 45. He was survived by his mother, no children or spouse, and more than 900 recordings. 

Tens of thousands of his fans stood outside his coffin as the funeral procession of horses took him to Luna Park in Buenos Aires, one of the largest stadiums in South America. The cigarette his statue holds never burns out, and the carnations on his shirt pocket never wilt. 

 How can someone’s voice get better after their death? Almost nobody alive today saw him perform, yet it is common in Argentinean slang to refer to Gardel in that way. Although I never met my grandfather, he was a tango aficionado like every Argentinean. On a night of heavy rain after a performance he attended, he welcomed a group of more than twenty tango musicians to stay the night at his farmhouse. The national affection towards tango and Carlos Gardel continues to burn bright.

Rozwell Kid: A lesson in world class showmanship

“Do you feel the electricity in the air tonight, Morgantown?” Jordan Hutchkins shouts at the college town crowd in 123 Pleasant Street, Morgantown, West Virginia. The red and blue lights fill the basement, making everything in view a stereoscopic 3-D.

“They say Ben Franklin invented electricity, I say Rozwell Kid perfected electricity,” he shouts in response to our screams. “I’m just kidding,” the flannel wearing, glass adorned lead singer snickers.

The West Virginia native power-pop, nerd-rock band Rozwell Kid is back in the saddle playing shows for you and me. Somehow all of their songs lack their guitar’s high E string and bring with them the most catchy harmonies known to man.

‘UHF on DVD’ begins with each band member posing as if they’re auditioning for a Rolling Stone cover, then slamming down onto their instruments. The song recalls a bad trip with charmingly celestial lines like “Half a planet in between/My broken brain and you.” Adam Meisterhans, also the guitarist for Slaughter Beach, Dog, brings everything to the table with his gritty solo as the crowd’s fingers fan his flames.

“This song is about how I didn’t understand my local phonebook as a kid,” Hutchkins chuckles to himself as begins to play the slow and repetitive opening riff for ‘Micheal Keaton’. The song erupts with the line “You are out in Hollywood/We are leaving home for good/And with my Walkman I am gonna walk, man/Straight to your doorbell and ring it and say how great you are.” The song started as an idea for a screenplay about two kids searching for their Batman star childhood hero, but became compressed into a three-minute tune, which is probably for the best.

After three false endings, Hutckins and Meisterhans polish off the song with their guitars practically on top of each other.

Meisterhans takes a quick water break, cheered on by fans and Hutckins playing a cheeky riff. They then begin the ‘Thank you Blues,’ a song to feature a solo from each band member and introduce them to the crowd. After Meisterhans masterful solo, Hutckins steps in front. “Give me some space cuz it’s Jordan’s time to shine,” he declares as he taps a few squeaky notes. “Sorry one second.” A few more squeaks eek out. “Sorry one moment.” He continues the joke way past any signs of comfort from the audience, then the band rejoins to finish the song.

Their next track ‘Grand Canyon,’ produced by Ian Farmer, of Modern Baseball and Slaughter Beach Dog fame, is their newest single released six years after their last album. Even after this long break, Hutckins doesn’t fail to combine power chords and goofy lines “I’ve never seen something beautiful that took my breath away/ And made me feel so small/ We held hands as we soaked it in/I saw some porn in the dirt/At the Grand Canyon.”

As the long night draws to a close, the crowd is on edge, wishing and waiting for ‘Wendy’s Trashcan’, a track about disillusionment of one’s art. Their thirst is quenched as the unyielding bassline begins.

Just halfway through their most anticipated song, all instruments stop. Hutckins waits for the crowd to calm and begins sweetly singing, “I asked the wishman to make me a dog and he said your wish is my command and I said.” On cue, a caterwaul of barks and howls break out in the audience.

Right back to the song we go with “Two days away in a stolen ‘98 Saturn Sedan” and concludes with perhaps the line most descriptive of the band, “I’m on a lightning bolt of cosmic self-expression.”

After their set ends, everyone continues to hum along to ‘Wendy’s Trashcan’ as we make our way to the merch stand where Meisterhans and Hutckins chat with fans. At 2 am, we hobble over to our foggy mountainside campsite with tired limbs and wonder how all instruments were left intact tonight.

Shred for me!

An Unconventional Slaughter Beach, Dog Acoustic Set in Strange Weather

The Philly based indie folk band promotes their new album in a special acoustic set.

As the wedding party descends the stairs of Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, New York, flannel adorned, beanie-wearing music fans rush forward step by step. Jake Ewald pulls out his trusty guitar to finally appease the thirsty crowd.

Scheduled only thirty minutes after a wedding, Slaughter Beach, Dog presented a free acoustic set down in the Hudson Valley at the damp Drowned Lands Brewery, filled with oysters, lobster rolls, and strangely named IPAs.

Slaughter Beach, Dog’s newest album Crying, Laughing, Waving, Smiling, delivers their most polished form of storytelling yet, drawing from Ewald’s literary and real life influences. Although more country and folk heavy than previous offerings, it manages to hold on to what makes Slaughter Beach, Dog so unrivalled.

Ewald begins the set with a slew of songs from the new record, including “Strange Weather,” named after the Hiromi Kawakami novel, and “My Sister in Jesus Christ,” which is about him running late to church as a child. The warmth in his delivery combined with Adam Meisterhans’ swinging guitar solos kept the crowd smiling the whole way, even if they didn’t know the lyrics yet.

The vivid visuals Ewald provides make you feel like you’re from a family of ministers in “My Sister in Jesus Christ” with cheeky lyrics like “I’ve got a girlfriend/ She’s got a snakeskin purse and a walk in closet chock-full of My Chemical Romance shirts” and “Girlie you’ve got a buttercream film smeared over your overalls.” Ewald and Meisterhans seem to have a hell of a time foolishly drawing out words and sounds throughout.

The crimson glow from the windows begins to settle and the drumming of the rain keeps the room from its silence as they begin the next song, “Summer Windows.” The repetitive strumming and folksy reminiscing in his lyrics “I wish that I could tell you what I’m thinking about/ I wish that I could walk into your house” helps me part with the remains of dog-days long gone.

“What do the people want?” Ewald chuckles. After a couple of shouts, he seems content choosing “Gold and Green” from their sophomore album Birdie.

At this point in the evening, the sun has fully set and the only light in the room comes from the central chandelier and the warm glow of candles surrounding the band. The coming-of-age memories of family gatherings and deviance resonate with the audience as everyone sings along, even the infants. Even the simplest of feelings he describes with the most care, with my most treasured being “Serpentine explanations for why I stayed out of sight” and “Perched on the counter in our shorts and our socks.”

As if Ewald’s eyes cut through the crowd and noticed my Modern Baseball t-shirt, he says, “This one’s for the people that have been here a while.” He begins the familiar tune from one of the last released songs of his previous band, Modern Baseball, and tears begin to swell to “Intersection.”

The bittersweet swaying melody and words yearn for a time or person that is now forever changed. The acoustic version of the song reaches more deeply during lines like “I should not say I love you but I feel it all the time” and “The words don’t sound the same when we speak over the phone.” For a song so rarely played live, it sure made use of its three minutes to stay in my memory for good.

Although I did note the absence of the harmonica and drums from all the songs, I wasn’t too hurt as the exposed nature of an acoustic set fits so well with everything Slaughter Beach, Dog does. I only wish that the wedding party had stuck around to experience their wholesome tunes.

The short set ends softly with another classic from Birdie, “Acolyte.” Ewald sweetly hums about escaping the grasp of Ohio, gazing at his wife across the hall behind the merch table. And the night floats away with the collective whistling closing out the song.

I Thought You Didn’t Even Like Leaving (This Prince Daddy and the Hyena concert)

Driving nearly three hours to the post-industrial Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania to witness two bands lifting up the punk rock scene is the only way to spend a Saturday night. The linchpin of Stroudsburg’s Main Street, Sherman Theatre, is a rebuilt cinema from the 1920s and even sports a concessions stand filled with popcorn at the entrance.
Up the Interstate in Scranton, The Menzingers fill the working-class streets with life. While I had been an onlooker for Menzingers’ anthemic ballads before, I would be damned to pass up the chance to experience the high octane performance of Prince Daddy and the Hyena, led by Kory Gregory.
Fifth wave emo emerged in the early 2010’s and brought with it acts like Origami Angel, Glass Beach, and Prince Daddy and the Hyena. Prince Daddy cites their main influence as West Virginia’s own Rozwell Kid, which are themselves akin to Blue Album-esque 90’s Weezer. They are now in a position to fan the flames of the next emo wave.
As I leaned over the metal barricade sleepy from the drive, I was jolted awake by Prince Daddy’s opening song “***HIDDEN TRACK***.” Taking notes from sparklepunk and twinkle emo with the instrumental backing, Kory’s vocals cut through with lyrics like, “You had a long damn day at work and you still got paid less than dirt.” A line which may resonate well with listeners leaving their shitty job to come to this concert.
“I Forgot to Take My Meds Today” continues with Kory ripping his vocal chords to shreds for your pleasure. This track takes no breaks as he laments about withdrawal from his antidepressants, abruptly ending with a cacophony of barking dogs. The lone guitar riff slowly builds into an ebullient expression of the struggles with anxiety that is “Really?” One of their most popular pieces that garnered the greatest screams from the audience members. 
The slowed moments during the set pulled back into the dark lullaby ‘Curly Q’, written for Kory’s nephew. He laments about how his baby nephew will continue to grow and experience pain even when Kory isn’t there.
Prince Daddy and the Hyena provided enough steam to make the audience jump right into The Menzingers’ new single “Hope Is A Dangerous Little Thing.” The night drive home through the Poconos was filled with vim and vigor, trying to relive the experience we just had.

yes! yes! a thousand times yes to Home is Where’s “The Whaler”

More than twenty years after the American tragedy that was 9/11, its echos continue to ripple across American culture. But no band has captured the post-9/11 world in the same way as Brandon MacDonald’s Home is Where. Their Summer 2023 release, “The Whaler”, is their crushing comeback from the already emo classic debut, “I Became Birds”. Her distinct screaming vocals cut through the cluttered but necessary instrumentals to reach directly into your soul.

The album ranges from the energetic highs like “yes! yes! a thousand times yes!” to the somber low reached in “9/12”, having only one line, “In dawn, September 12, 2001, everyone went back to work.” MacDonald’s vocals aren’t the only striking part of the ensemble, Tilley Komorny’s twinkly guitar lifts up the heavy vocals and provides a freshness in the bleakness of the lyrics. She also contributes kaleidoscopic texture through her various other parts, which her credits list as “piano, organ, backing vox, banjo, tambourine, jingle bells, mandolin fingers, tape loops, breaking stuff.”

MacDonald isn’t credited as the lead vocalist, but rather as a “tantrum” which accurately describes the purgative nature of this album. Her lyricism leaves you feeling raw, with her uncomfortable imagery sewn together to form lines like “spitting teeth into each other’s mouths back and forth until we make a smile” and “we don a regalia of useless genitalia.” This amalgam of bleak emo catharsis makes Home is Where’s first full length studio album, a bewitching sequel to “I Became Birds.”