The Word: Missing Out

Tonight is Stephen Colbert’s debut at Cornell. His two shows are both sold out and I, the person who should be his campaign manager, am missing out. Because I am in DC, which I am enjoying very much (since from this post you can’t tell), Jen Lin has agreed to take my ticket, which means, though I haven’t told her this, that she must tell me Colbert’s entire skit. This way I won’t be missing out…as much.