You know that scene in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers where Aragorn has his ear to the ground, listening for signs of the group of Urukai that had kidnapped the innocent and adorable hobbits Merry and Pippin? That’s what I do. Only I put my ear to the campus backbone instead. It’s cleaner and there is a much lesser chance of being trampled by a wayward Rohirrim.
Anyway. This is what my Ranger senses tell me.
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