“Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!” -Dr. Seuss Class of 2011 (and a few from 2012) ya’ll know who you are now! You have the opportunity to embark upon an incredible journey. My advice is to seize this chance – take a risk! From Appel Commons to [...]
“Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!” -Dr. Seuss Class of 2011 (and a few from 2012) ya’ll know who you are now! You have the opportunity to embark upon an incredible journey. My advice is to seize this chance – take a risk! From Appel Commons to [...]
“Effective (Ash) Wednesday, February 21, 2007 For the Next 40 Days and 40 Nights, Jason Will Be Nice to Customers From 9 P.M. – 11 P.M. (Read: Jason is Being Nice for Lent) (Enjoy it white it lasts Fro Yo Girls)” -Sign in Jason’s Grocery and Deli Now to anyone doesn’t live in Collegetown, New [...]
“You know, I’m not running for anything anymore. Usually, I just try to not say anything that will hurt Hillary. But on this one, I’m going to plead politics – that’s my business.” -Bill Clinton, on who would win an NCAA game between Arkansas and his alma mater Georgetown The brackets are in. The upsets [...]
“I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on / I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon / They see me roll on, my Segway! / I know in my heart they think I’m white ‘n nerdy!” -Weird Al Yankovic I’m trying to churn out my marketing paper here in the Uris computer lab. [...]
“Hitch your wagon to a star.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson Some interesting happenings of late on campus . . . Provost Biddy Martin gave the first ever Academic State of the University speech. I had to work during the actual event, but check out the video as I did here. Friday I was lucky enough to [...]
“Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Engineer: That glass is twice as large as it needs to be.” -Unknown It’s just this thing I can’t describe. But sometimes when I go to the Engineering Quad, it’s like going to the most foreign place on Earth. Don’t get me wrong. [...]
“It really just depends on whatever feels good in my soul.” -India Arie I’ve been feeling pretty booked. It’s one of those weeks when you look at your planner and you’re hoping there actually are eight days in a week. I would call day eight “Lifeday.” Like the day you get to do laundry, call [...]
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” -Plato My friend Sarah once told me that I would be a good funeral home director. Despite all of the occupations I have considered in my life (and trust me, there have been a lot) this is one that [...]