I know you’ve all been waiting eagerly for it, so here are the answers, with some commentary, to my Two Truths and a Lie post. [If you didn't get a chance to guess the lies and you want to, go here first.]
1a) I have been playing the clarinet for more than half my life.
1b) I never learned to play all twelve major scales on the clarinet.
1c) I have been the only clarinetist at a pep band event before.
I started clarinet in fourth grade, so I’ve been playing for ten and a half years now, which is indeed more than half my life. It is also true that I have been the only clarinet player at pep band events before. Not that you can usually hear the clarinets (except for this one part in “Call Me”), but it’s the principle of the matter. It is not true that I never learned all my major scales. In fact, I not only had to learn the major scales, but also the scale in thirds, scale in fours, variations of arpeggiated scales, and the chromatic scale. It was totally my favorite part of clarinet lessons. <— That’s a lie.
2a) Although I’ve gone to over 30 hockey games in Lynah Rink with the pep band, I have not gone ice skating at Lynah.
2b) I have never pulled an all nighter (to do homework or for fun).
2c) I have never been to the top of the clock tower to see a chimes concert.
I don’t know how to ice skate, so I haven’t tried ice skating at Lynah yet. I also have yet to pull an all nighter. I’m more of a morning person than a night person, though this semester may have necessitated otherwise. However, I have most definitely been to the top of the clock tower and have seen a chimes concert.
3a) The hardest class of my first semester at Cornell was Honors General Chemistry.
3b) I have the first 43 elements of the periodic table memorized.
3c) When I came to Cornell I was deciding between majoring in chemical engineering or mechanical engineering.
I do have the first 43 elements of the periodic table memorized. This is mostly unintentional, like how I know the molar masses of a lot of the common elements, and is due to the past five years of chemistry. It is also true that I was considering both ChemE and MechE when I came to Cornell. Intro to ChemE fit nicely into my four-lectures-in-a-row-on-Monday,-Wednesday,-and-Friday schedule, so I took it, enjoyed it, and affiliated two semesters later. It is not true that Honors Gen Chem was my hardest class my first semester. That honor would go to none other than Intro to ChemE.
4a) When I took Basic Rock Climbing last spring, it was the first time I’d been rock climbing.
4b) I joined Asian American InterVarsity because they were the only Christian fellowship to give me a quartercard.
4c) I played coed intramural soccer last fall and my team made the playoffs.
When I came to Cornell, I was looking for a Christian fellowship, and out of all the fellowship groups on campus, AAIV was indeed the only one to give me a quartercard. I went to one of their large group meetings and enjoyed it, so I stayed. The first time I went rock climbing was actually in middle school during a project adventure unit. The middle school I went to had a rock wall on one side of the gym, and I got to climb it once (the only time I’ve ever seen the rock wall used). Last fall after a five year break I made my return to competitive soccer and played for my dorm’s coed-intramural team. To make the playoffs, we had to win more than half our games, but we lost a couple games into the playoffs.
5a) I have been known to wear shorts with a long sleeved shirt and two jackets.
5b) At dinner today, I ate cookies and cream ice cream with curly fries.
5c) Umbrellas are my favorite accessory and I always carry one in my backpack in case it rains.
My only comment is that I don’t like umbrellas and I don’t own one. The other two are true.
To summarize: the lies are 1b), 2c), 3a), 4a), and 5c).